The president of Ryanair, enters a pub and asks for a Guinness.
- «Un euro», le dice el camarero.
- «¡Qué barato!», piensa para sus adentros mientras deja la moneda encima de la barra.
- «Perdón, pero si no ha traído su propio vaso son dos euros más», le advierte el dependiente.
- O'Leary gulps out the coins, picks up the jug and goes to one of the tables in the room when the voice interrupts him again:
- «Si se va a sentar, tendrá que añadir un extra de tres euros y, como no ha reservado asiento, deberá pagar otros dos euros más».
- The Irish executive, very angry, approaches the clerk and tells him:
- «¡Esto es un abuso!, quiero hablar con el responsable del pub».
- The waiter smiles at him:
- «Solo puede contactar por correo electrónico. Por cierto, si no va a lavar el vaso son dos euros más. Y, por favor, recójalo todo antes de marcharse».
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"La Piriposa"
Ideally located between the beach and the countryside. Very calm, in the heart of the Axarquia, near Málaga, Vélez, Nerja and Torrox .. The Piriposa is a beautiful apartment in chaletOn private pool - shared with the owners - with everything you need to spend an excellent holiday in Chilches. See more... save
Finca Buenavista
Parking Finca Buenavista
Finca Buenavista is located in the hamlet of Chilches, in Vélez Málaga. Located in a privileged enclave, it has 8 apartments Y 1 houses rural in full direct contact with nature. A place of rest and tranquility from which you can enjoy all the services and activities offered by a region such as La Axarquia, in the center of the Costa del Sol. Beach, sun, snow, mountain, water sports, golf, culture, gastronomy ... are some of the benefits you will have at your fingertips living in a rural environment, just fifteen minutes from Malaga and with the most enviable climate in Europe. see more
Casa Paraiso
Jardin Casa Paraiso, Esterlitzias
Ideal for families of up to 8 people just 100 meters from Rincon de la Victoria beach full of typical Andalusian restaurants where you can enjoy the famous Spanish tapas accompanied by wine matured in the Spanish Sun. This urban Villa consists of a large living room, kitchen with pantry, 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, toilet, backyard, and front yard where you can eat. Almost 200 m2 habitable.
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"Girasol"
Pool (Algarrobos)
Pfunny apartment in chalet, newly renovated, with Three bedrooms and very bright. It has a large community leisure area that has pool, barbecue and tennis court. In the apartment you will find everything you need to spend an excellent holiday in Chilches. Ideally located between the beach and the countryside. Very quiet, in the heart of the Axarquia, near Málaga, Vélez, Nerja and Torrox. Not recommended for people with disabilities. Very close to supermarkets, restaurants, the beach and a few kilometers from shopping centers. Visit the accommodation page
House "The lemon tree"
Views
Beautiful independent house of 2 floors ideal for couples or families with children with an age from 9 years. This Andalusian style house, is distributed on two floors.
- Single house
- Pool Available
- Tennis court available
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Vistas de Benajarafe
Balcony Views of Benajarafe
Vistas de Benajarafe It is a small apartment, ideal for a couple or for a small family with two children. The apartment is equipped with air conditioning, full kitchen, bathroom, one bedroom and a sofa bed for 2 additional beds. See the apartment
Traveler's Corner
Rincon del Viajero Pool
Rincón del Viajero, the ideal apartment for those who love to travel with or without a car, ideally located just 50 meters from the beach, perfect for those who want to enjoy a break in their annual tasks. Bus stop, supermarket a few meters away, pharmacy, tobacconist, bakery, restaurants, Chiringuitos ...
- 2 bedrooms
- 4 people
- Private garage
- Etc...
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Casa Andalucía
Breakfast in the sun
The Casa Andalucía It is a rental house full of charm with completely private pool that will allow you to spend a holiday full of tranquility on the Costa del Sol. This independent house is within the domains of the Finca Buenavista, ideal for a romantic couple, a small family or lovers of naturism. It is very discreet and private allows you to spend a great holiday.
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Casa Ronda
Private pool
The Round House is a rental house full of charm with completely private pool that will allow you to spend a holiday full of tranquility on the Costa del Sol. This independent house is within the domains of the Finca Buenavista, ideal for a romantic couple, a small family or lovers of naturism. It is very discreet and private allows you to spend a great holiday.
Torrox Park
The Pacific Apartment, is located in Torrox, It is an accommodation that is located at street level and is located within a residential area very quiet, surrounded by gardens and Pacific.
With 2 bedrooms you can comfortably accommodate up to 5 people. Equipped with living room, dining room, kitchen, bathroom, winter balcony, barbecue terrace ... and a communal pool.
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House "La Fuente"
Individual house in Benalmádena!
Beautiful Independent chalet with private parking only 200 meters from the beach and the marina of Puerto Marina in Benalmádena, Costa del Sol.
Beach, sun, beach bars, restaurants, nightlife and multicultural, residential neighborhood and very quiet but in the center of Benalmadena Costa, one of the favorite destinations of visitors to the Costa del Sol.
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